41 Things Advisors Forgot to Tell Me When I Went to College…

Hey, here’s a funny list I found online…check it out.  If you’d like to read something serious, there’s a post written right before this one.

Quarters are like gold.
Two meals a day is standard.
Road trip whenever possible.
Going to the mailbox was never an ego booster/breaker before.
You will begin to nap again.
Your bookstore bill will almost equal tuition.
Squirt guns = stress relief.
E-mail becomes your second language.
College students throw napkin balls too.
You never realized so many people were smarter than you.
Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and youd never
know, but you can recite last weeks history chronologies verbatim.
You will never watch more movies in your life, ’cause you’ve never tried to avoid something (like homework) so badly.
No one is too old for video games.
The health service nurses are there because they couldnt make it in a
real hospital. Never, ever forget that!
Care packages are right up there with birthdays.
Campus is only clean for family weekend and freshman orientation.
It never stunk so much to get sick.
Nothing you want to register for will be open.
Beware of the freshman 15.
Be creative in the dining hall.
Classes: the later in the day the better.
You are no longer thankful that fire alarms are here to protect you.
Disney movies are more than just classics.
Asleep by 2:30 AM is an early night.
Cereal makes a meal any time of the day.
New additions to food groups: Jolt Cola, Ramen, and Pizza.
ATMs are the devils advocate.
Duct tape heals all wounds.
You will be willing to set your clock for 7:32 am instead of 7:30 if it means 2 more minutes of sleep.                           Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them even more.
Showers become less important, as sleep becomes more important.
You will eat anywhere that is a buffet.
You realize college is the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky classes.
Procrastination is an art form.
Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires.
The only time to dress up is when all your jeans are dirty.
Youll eat anything if its free.
A Dodgeball tournament is the coolest thing on the planet.
Cartoons are for all ages.
No matter how hard you try . . . You are never alone
A cancelled class is like a big gift on Christmas.